silverandcrimson:

skeletonhaver:

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

(Source: sexhaver, via im-castiel-with-a-shotgun)

artbymoga:

We all have that one friend…

(via im-castiel-with-a-shotgun)

iluvsamcedes:

thatsomethingsomething:

Brad Pitt in Killing Them Softly.

Every damn frame is dripping with truth.

(Source: cbvsop, via gallifrey-feels)

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via house-of-whorror)

shadowstep-of-bast:

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

image

IT’S BEEN TWO DAYS

TWO DAYS

(via we-reallstoriesintheend)

I run a “what the fuck is her main fandom” blog

(Source: hectorstaco, via ameliasfairytales)

cherrychublicious92:

clockingcreativity:

meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

imagine if person b sung it to comfort person a

YOU’RE NOT HELPING.

(via ahalfbloodtributeinthetardis)